wait did elementary just
oh my god
“I always admired Wonder Woman and the Incredible Hulk, but I don’t know if I’d be a very convincing Hulk.”
AN ARMY OF BEE ASSASINS
Apparently this is a good place to drill for water, in Saudi Arabia.
i don’t understand how this is a picture of the earth.
So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
Dude. DUDE. You are a kickass role-model, and that is a kickass mom.
Jennifer Pritchett, owner of The Smitten Kitten, talks about her discovery and exploration of toxic sex toys.
Dildology is a brand new non-profit organization that will send sex toys to labs to have them independently tested. With this, there will finally be some accountability within the sex toy industry, and we’ll have a much better idea which manufacturers to trust — and which to side-eye.
To remain unaffiliated and unbiased, Dildology won’t be able to sell advertising space. So, peeps, raise your
glassdollars and donate in memory of:
- Packaging that lies to our faces, calling things “high grade silicone” and “medical grade material” when they are not
- That time one of my old cock rings bled THROUGH A PLASTIC BAG and onto a Jimmyjane cord
- Having to crowdsource to figure out what a material even is
- All the times a reviewer has accepted as fact that sex toys stink, taste gross, and cause a burning sensation
Read the rest on my blog: Once and for all: what’s in our sex toys? » Hey Epiphora
OMG THIS IS A GREAT IDEA!